Ladies and Gentleflaven,

This kind of event only happens once in a lifetime (unless we do it again and then it will be twice in a lifetime...and so on). Don't miss it! Ironband, the world's greatest Triathlonic band (they do a colonic while performing their music right after doing a triathlon), will be opening up for Perpetual Change (just a colonic and an occasional laxative...its all about the CHEESE MAN!). The two will be teaming up to bring you the most unique rock and roll show in the history of rock and roll shows...or maybe it will just be a couple of bands playing some music...you decide. Ironband http://ironbandmusic.com/music.cfm will go on stage around 9pm and play until around 10pm. Fans riding their bicycles to see Ironband will need to bring their own bicycle seats to sit on, tight fitting flamboyant spandex clothes, and are required at some point on the way to the show to pull their bikes in front of all cars at a stop light (even if when they get to the stop light they are 15 cars back) take the front pole position, and then completely bring traffic to a stand still as the same 15 cars the bicyclers just passed have to figure out how to pass them back to get on their way... Perpetual Change will attempt to follow the act with a show of their own starting directly after Ironband is finished signing autographs, kissing babies, and pointing to girls in the crowd and giving the nod to their security guards for the "backroom" party. Ironband guys are insane partiers!...and fear Father's Day phone calls from numbers they don't recognize on caller ID, storks flying close to their houses, and the movie "Fatal Attraction", more than any crazy party band on the planet. These guys taught Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain how to "do it", The Ladies Man how to dress, Tiger Woods how to "multi-task" and have been endorsed by Viagra, Cialis, and the new K-Y Jelly that heats up when you touch it. Ironband...you don't want to miss these guys! JUST IN CASE any of you check The Brooksider website and discover the UFC fight will be on T.V. that night, DON'T WORRY, it will only be shown OUTSIDE so the people who came to change their lives forever via the experience of Ironband won't be effected by it. So think about your life, weigh whether or not you want to be a part of or miss one of the greatest bands to ever hit the Triathlon scene, then clear your schedule and get down to The Brooksider August 7th to see Ironband along with Perpetual Change...just a cover band that recreates rock and roll from the 80's, 90's, and Oh's.

Jim The Motionless Rocker

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