Perpetual Change is playing this Saturday night 6.26.2010 - 10pm - at The Brooksider in Brookside...at The Brooksider. www.brooksiderbarandgrill.com. It would be extremely cool if you could come join us. It is "Pinch Your Nuts" night so please bring the craziest ones you know and offer them up to be pinched. "Hey Bill, OW! My nuts told me you pinched them...that isn't right! I brought these guys all the way from Kansas City with me!" Oh golly...we love crazy people so all are welcome. What? WARNING! Please do not confuse Pinch Your Nuts night with Ow My Balls night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A (you will have to cut copy and paste into your browser...those of you who actually watch my video clips will have seen this one). It is an important distinction. Let's be honest, you aren't doing anything this Saturday night so break your plans with nobody. Do not let a day of you life be wasted sitting home doing nothing so call your nuts on the phone, bring them with you to the gig, have a brewski (two if your frisky) and prepare to have a good time. Those brand new full body airport x-ray screening devices will be set up at the door to help the ladies hone in on which guys to go after earlier and easier. We aim to please as a band and are here to help. See you Saturday night if you can make it...but if you can, bring some of it with you. Pizza, Jim The Motionless Rocker www.perpetual-change.com