We are playing at The Brooksider in beautiful Brookside, Missouri on July 30th. The Brooksider is one of the greatest places in Kansas City for rahawkin and rawholin' (out of the gutter please). If you have never been to The Brooksider, go. If you have been but have never seen Perpetual Change there...well...you haven't lived (might be a stretch). Come down for a high five and show your palm or in Italian it would be Depalma to any Italian whoah wantsa tue a hiva fiva yue. Wow that was not only not funny but an inside joke that wasn't really that funny...because it wasn't that inside either. But we love the owner of The Brooksider and anytime I can work him into a bit I am in.

On August 5th, Perpetual Change will be at Power & Light on the main stage to rock the night away with anyone bold enough to come down, divy up the $2 for parking, and cinch up your baggie pants so your crack doesn't show when you bend over. But cracks might be cool on the planet Butcrackia but they really aren't that cool at P&L. They are really crackin (worked it into back to back sentences) down on clothing infractions so make sure to keep your hats at home, your shorts at a reasonable length, and don't wear anything that could be construed as cool. Think Revenge of the Nerds.

Mark your calendars, check to make sure you have all your body parts, and tuck in your love handles so you're ready to enjoy the greatest night of the year (okay might be a stretch again).

See you on July 30th or August 5th or both!

-Jim

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Come join us June 18th for the Riverside Festival in beautiful Riverside Missouri. We will be playing from 8:30pm until 10pm at which point there will be an awesome fireworks display. Anyone who wishes will also have the opportunity to come up on stage during the fireworks and light your farts on fire as a way to show off your skills and pay respect to the show.

The Festival starts at 6pm and goes until 11pm. We play from 8:30pm until 10pm. You can catch all the details here at http://www.riversidemo.com/blast. The festival will be located at the Intersection of Gateway and Vivion in Riverside, Missouri. Event parking will be in designated areas around the festivities and the Riverside City Hall parking lot.

Bring a quarter and wear clean underwear. Dave Sanders is going to de-pants you at some point during the night and you will need that quarter for a ride home...

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Hello! Perpetual Change is playing at The Brooksider April 16th. We should go on around 10pm. The Brooksider is located at 6330 Brookside Plaza in The Brookside area of Kansas City, Missouri. If you are reading this your balls will fall off if you don't come to the show. And for those of you whose balls fell off a long time ago...bring a small monkey and some Chiclets to get a dollar off a bacon & egg flavored Jello tequila shooter with lemon-lime sauce...limit 12 per sausage.

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Hello...Perpetual Change is playing at The Brooksider February 5th, 2011. Please come hang out with us in beautiful Brookside...6330 Brookside Plaza...www.brooksiderbarandgrill.com. We will go on around 10pm and play until 2am. See you then!

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Hello! If you don't have plans yet for New Year's Eve, please come hang out with us at The Well in Waldo. Tickets are $20 after 9pm and we play from 9:30am until 1:05am. The Well is located just north of 75th and Wornall, and just north of Tanners & Waldo Pizza. http://www.waldowell.com/

See you NYE!

Jim

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If you haven't been to the newly remodeled Brooksider, you need to go and check it out. There are a few tiny places on the wall that don't have TVs but every other inch of the bar is covered in them, the bar has been redone, the stage has been moved, the walls knocked out, and the kitchen walled off so we can't see our good friends serving up the killer food The Brooksider serves. Just like there is more than one way to cut the cheese, there is more than one way to design an incredible bar. The Brooksider's new focus is on low-dose RF poisoning from televisions as there are more TVs in there than angry women at a Rosie O'Donnell charity testicle stomping contest.

Instead of wrecking Thanksgiving this year by playing the night before it and then having to listen to people ask me why I ruined their Thanksgiving (since they used bar vomit the next day for turkey stuffing), we decided to play the Saturday after Thanksgiving to give you enough time to plan your meal, eat it, enjoy it, clean it up, burp for memories, do the whole food coma thing, and poop it out long before Saturday. Then we can't be blamed for messing up any part of the meal or the experience...unless you save it in a bag like Borat did and bring it to the show, light it on fire, and make someone fall for the flaming poop bag prank...so predictable.

After the last wipe, set your sites for The Brooksider as we are playing November 27th from 10pm to 2am if you can make it. The Brooksider is one of the best places in Kansas City to either be standing or sitting with a tasty beverage in your hand, on the table in front of you, or tipped up against your lips when your head is tilted back showing off your Adam's apple if you are a man (or Rosie O'Donnell), and just showing off if you are a woman. Please come rock out with us, bring some kind of Thanksgiving souvenir, and get ready to break the shake weight as the stage will be ready for those who wish to be in shape.

I am not a turkey but I play one on stage. Happy Thanksgiving. See you 11.27.2010 at 10pm if you can make it.

Jim The Motionless Rocker

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We all know someone who has had breast cancer. Lee Jeans raises money each year by getting people to pay $5 to wear jeans to work. Simple and effective...they have raised over $80 Million dollars since they began in 1996 for breast cancer research. EVERYONE IS WELCOME to come down to Power & Light, donate $5 or $5,000, whatever you feel comfortable doing, and hang out while we play from 4pm to 5pm - there is a ceremony from 5pm to 5:30pm - then we will go back on stage from 5:30pm until 6pm. Come hang out for a great cause.

Felicity Huffman from Desperate Housewives will be at the ceremony giving tips to all of the suburban housewives on how to cheat, steal, and help their husbands have "accidents". We will need volunteers so ladies, please bring your husbands and tell them to donate to Lee National Denim Day or they are going to have their own Desperate Housewives "smackdown". It will be a fun filled event for the entire family!

At this point in our relationship...you the reader and me...you are wondering if I am kidding or not...I am not. Felicity Huffman will be there at the ceremony but she will be there as Felicity Huffman and not Lynette Scavo, the lady she plays on the show. Truth be told...but don't tell Felicity in case I meet her...I don't watch the show. The closest thing I have come to watching Desperate Housewives is that Eva Longoria married a pro athlete whose last name is Parker. I told Eva over and over again we were related, trying to get tickets to a Spurs game, but she threatened to slap another restraining order on me as soon as I got out of jail for stalking her...she is so moody on Tuesday mornings in her bathrobe, walking around her house drinking coffee, all cool with her buscotti...what a hottie!

Friday October 8th, Power & Light's Kansas City Live stage, 4pm to 6pm with a 30 minute ceremony thrown in the middle. Bring $5 or even better, sign up for a team here: https://www.denimday.com/reg_new_team.aspx and you can choose whether you want your company to participate on October 8th, or just a group of friends.

Wear Pink!

Jim

Jim Parker The Motionless Rocker

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Ladies and Gentleflaven,

This kind of event only happens once in a lifetime (unless we do it again and then it will be twice in a lifetime...and so on). Don't miss it! Ironband, the world's greatest Triathlonic band (they do a colonic while performing their music right after doing a triathlon), will be opening up for Perpetual Change (just a colonic and an occasional laxative...its all about the CHEESE MAN!). The two will be teaming up to bring you the most unique rock and roll show in the history of rock and roll shows...or maybe it will just be a couple of bands playing some music...you decide. Ironband http://ironbandmusic.com/music.cfm will go on stage around 9pm and play until around 10pm. Fans riding their bicycles to see Ironband will need to bring their own bicycle seats to sit on, tight fitting flamboyant spandex clothes, and are required at some point on the way to the show to pull their bikes in front of all cars at a stop light (even if when they get to the stop light they are 15 cars back) take the front pole position, and then completely bring traffic to a stand still as the same 15 cars the bicyclers just passed have to figure out how to pass them back to get on their way... Perpetual Change will attempt to follow the act with a show of their own starting directly after Ironband is finished signing autographs, kissing babies, and pointing to girls in the crowd and giving the nod to their security guards for the "backroom" party. Ironband guys are insane partiers!...and fear Father's Day phone calls from numbers they don't recognize on caller ID, storks flying close to their houses, and the movie "Fatal Attraction", more than any crazy party band on the planet. These guys taught Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain how to "do it", The Ladies Man how to dress, Tiger Woods how to "multi-task" and have been endorsed by Viagra, Cialis, and the new K-Y Jelly that heats up when you touch it. Ironband...you don't want to miss these guys! JUST IN CASE any of you check The Brooksider website and discover the UFC fight will be on T.V. that night, DON'T WORRY, it will only be shown OUTSIDE so the people who came to change their lives forever via the experience of Ironband won't be effected by it. So think about your life, weigh whether or not you want to be a part of or miss one of the greatest bands to ever hit the Triathlon scene, then clear your schedule and get down to The Brooksider August 7th to see Ironband along with Perpetual Change...just a cover band that recreates rock and roll from the 80's, 90's, and Oh's.

Jim The Motionless Rocker

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Who hasn't been influenced by a Coach in their life? Nobody. And what a great way for you to pay it back by coming to a place where apparently lots of Coach's hang out...Coach's Bar and Grill on 148th and Metcalf. When you show up July 17th you will be coached in the ins and outs of drinking, sitting on a bar stool, holding in your urine until approx 10 seconds before your kidneys burst, how to get a bartender's attention at a busy bar when you need a tasty beverage, what food is okay to eat from a stranger's plate before and after they have left, watching the television and not screaming in your head because the closed caption isn't on, and if you stay long enough...how to clean up bar-food infested puke. Do I take the lime with me teeth, do I put it in my mouth with my hand, do I grab it off someone else's body (this one can be tricky), when do I lick the salt, where do I lick the salt from, what do I do with the lime after the tequila is down and the lime juice has worked...I mean there are so many things you will learn at Coach's...from Coach's. How much does she need to drink to make you look good?...we will cover this in great detail but to give a little hint as to the things you will learn... this depends on if you took a shower, did you wear a clean shirt, do you have a booger sticking out of you nose, can she see a 6 inch ear hair, have you ever washed those disgusting open toed shoes you don't wear socks with, do you know what the word halitosis means, and so much more... In addition to the fabulous schooling, a reference card you can flip through to understand the correct pickup line given the number of drinks your target gender has had will be passed out at the door as you enter. For example, "How do you like your eggs?" will most certainly be met with "Unfertilized" if she has only had one drink...but using the reference card, you know your chances will be greater of the answer being much more favorable after 10 drinks. "You must be a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you." won't even get a reply after 1 drink, will get a chuckle after 3 drinks, will get a "kiss off" after 5 drinks, but will actually be the beginning of a meaningful relationship at 8 drinks or more. How could you know all this? You couldn't...so stop trying and get down to Coach's to be coached in the fine art of drinking, talking, avoiding being pointed and laughed at, and learn when to use the right pick up line with who and where. Most girls melt like butter when you invite them to the pants party like Brick Tamland does in the movie Anchorman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKgurjb8TCs Do you have what it takes to bring your game up to the level of Brick Tamland? Not without help you don't! Humble yourselves people! Get in the right frame of mind...ask for help...you know you can't do it all by yourself...get down to Coach's July 17th 2010 to see Perpetual Change perform live music along with the top 52 pickup lines on stage in pantomime and interpretive dance while you take notes and your ears burst with pleasure from the music.

See you July 17th at Coach's...9pm...bring your "A" game...and some cologne...Polo if you have it.

Jim The Motionless Rocker

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Perpetual Change is playing this Saturday night 6.26.2010 - 10pm - at The Brooksider in Brookside...at The Brooksider. www.brooksiderbarandgrill.com. It would be extremely cool if you could come join us. It is "Pinch Your Nuts" night so please bring the craziest ones you know and offer them up to be pinched. "Hey Bill, OW! My nuts told me you pinched them...that isn't right! I brought these guys all the way from Kansas City with me!" Oh golly...we love crazy people so all are welcome. What? WARNING! Please do not confuse Pinch Your Nuts night with Ow My Balls night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A (you will have to cut copy and paste into your browser...those of you who actually watch my video clips will have seen this one). It is an important distinction. Let's be honest, you aren't doing anything this Saturday night so break your plans with nobody. Do not let a day of you life be wasted sitting home doing nothing so call your nuts on the phone, bring them with you to the gig, have a brewski (two if your frisky) and prepare to have a good time. Those brand new full body airport x-ray screening devices will be set up at the door to help the ladies hone in on which guys to go after earlier and easier. We aim to please as a band and are here to help. See you Saturday night if you can make it...but if you can, bring some of it with you. Pizza, Jim The Motionless Rocker www.perpetual-change.com

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