Jellyfish, barbed wire, and tacos…we have it all planned for you in 2012!

Just like you don’t wake up in the morning craving chicken gizzards, rancid meat, and the image of those hairless cats mating, you don’t want to wake up in 2013 and say, “Man I should have gone out more last year”…or “Why can’t I play with my Shake weight at work”…or “Why aren’t there any Tug Toner leagues”…or the one question everyone has which is “What exactly is that stuff between my toes?”

So with that said, we would like to thank you for 2011. We had a blast. Together (you…the person reading this and me) we saw people fall down on stage, make azzes of themselves, drink too much, and that was just the guys in the band! The crowd was perfect.

Our next show is February 25th at FUEL in Overland Parker, Kansas. We need a party crew to show up, rock the house, and show FUEL that just because you are old, does not mean you can’t have a good time. Can you dance on tables? Do your boobs hang low? Do they waddle to and fro? Stop acting like you are dead and get out and live!

FUEL…February 25th. 9pm. Bring your alter ego, a pac’a smokes, and a picture of James Dean.

-Jim
The Motionless Rocker