October: The Brooksider, Fuel, and The Well…
October 1st we are playing at The Brooksider, Kansas City’s premier wagon wheel of televisions intended to block out the band from the cheap seats. The Brooksider has a secret weapon no other bar in KC has…the Boom Boom Room…and if you don’t know what it’s for, I challenge you to show up at The Brooksider October 1st to check it out. Bring protection and something to clean up with. If you have never been, The Brooksider is from where super heroes hail. In fact, the night we play you will see a tambourine performance from Super Drunk Girl, and a unique shake weight performance from Super Virgin…two of the greatest super heroes in Kansas City. We play from 10pm to 2am.
Ocotober 8th we are playing at Fuel an American Made Bar & Grill in Overland Park, KS. The last time we played there it was July 3rd, 2008 and there was a girl who kept putting things down her pants. We could barely keep a straight face. The world can only hope she will be present again. I might just pee my pants if she puts on a performance like she did in 2008. So come on out to Fuel on October 8th to see if the motionless rocker can keep still as the urine drains from his shoes! We are pumped to be playing Fuel again. Come hang out! We pee from 10pm to 1:30am.
October 22nd we are playing at The Well in Waldo. The Well is that place with the cool rooftop where people go to escape the live music. I don’t recommend escape when we play there because the awesomeness of our music has been known to make men better looking, women bustier, acne miraculously disappear from the faces of adolescents, dogs stop humping each other, old ladies to say the “F” word, and the untrusting to finally trust their flatulence. Drink, be merry, and celebrate as we’ll have a taped off “No Shart” zone so you can let the stress leave your backside as you come down to The Well for a silent but deadly time. We play from 9pm to 1am.
So…October will be fuel of chances to come down, hang out, have a beer, enjoy some tunes, a tasty wave, a cool breeze…and I was thinking…since you’re there and I’m there…isn’t it OUR time? You know how cute I always thought you were…
-Jim TMR