Take a stand, make up your mind, and come out to Power & Light May 10th to raise money for the Leukemia Lymphoma Society and Jerry Bayton. Tickets are $20 each and you will see 5 bands throughout the night…including Perpetual Change (or really why am I writing this right?). The money goes to fight cancer. Cancer sucks. Effit. Let’s do something about it.
I have replaced my tacky tasteless sense of humor video with this one below. If you saw the one I had up there earlier…well…I apologize. It was amazing…but in bad taste…my bad.
This is the new, improved, random, video intended to make you laugh and grasp for a connection between fighting the fight, and laughing at what life throws you. May we all have the passion to win against whatever it is, as this guy has to ring the bell to cheer on his team.
An improvement? See you on 5/10/2013 at P&L!
Jim – TMR
Due to the sequester, I am unable to be as funny as usual. But I will make due so bare with me.
Perpetual Change is playing at FUEL in Overland Parker, KS April 19th, 2013 from 9pm to 1am. The last show there was over the top awesome. This show will be even better. There will be experts on hand from GQ Magazine to interiew Mr. Bill Latas for an article they are doing called “Fashion Tips for the Rock-n-Roller”, and after many years of coaxing, The Good Doctor Moore, Maker of Smiles, and that chick from the Orbitz gum commercials, will be doing some free teeth cleaning before the show.
Sweater puppets, junk pirates, booty hiders, along with the makers of ‘So Fine’ jeans and other assless products are going to bring a tub of ‘Sex Panther’ for all to put on before the show. Only God can save us once this happens so wear padding, think clearly, and for the good of the country please just swish, don’t swallow it. We don’t want a frenzy.
Pull your pants way up, wear all of the glorious colors of the rainbow in one hat, cover your piercings, and keep off the babysitter. In the words of one of the greatest actors of all time, this night will be “DYNOMITE”…JJ Walker. Please practice the Freak Out dance before you get there so that you too will have so much soul you’ll make James Brown look like Lawrence Welk. Let’s stomp some roaches!
See you Saturday April 19th at Fuel…where the party has been known to go on for hours after the police pick you up naked hiding behind a trash can trying to play the butt kazoo. 9pm to 1am.
TMR – Jim
Hello peeps! Like a lover on hiatus, we haven’t played since the very beginning of December and are ready to knock off the dust, lube up the tools, and rock the house. Mike bought a new sausage for his pants, Andrew is bringing back his tattoo shirt, Bill is hoping I wear my green shirt so he can wear his, Trey is shaving his ass, and Matt is stacking BB’s in water with gloves on so his fingers will be ready to move the faders up and down appropriately for show. I know what you’re thinking Mike…trying to stack BB’s in water with gloves on…ya caint duit!…but Hartnett can. He is the master…when he goes fishing he baits everyone’s hooks.
So…Perpetual Change is playing 2.16.2013 and we need you there because if you aren’t, who else is going to drink like this puppy?
FUEL 2.16.2013. 9pm’ish to 1am. To quote a famous actor, “Put the bunny down.” Anyone?
If you have avoided the number 13 as I have my entire life, this year is going to be a challenge. I personally plan on hiding in my closet and not coming out until 2014…except for Perpetual Change gigs…which should be posted on our website soon.
Thank you for coming to the shows in 2012. We had a blast. Let’s do it again this year and make it even better.
Until then…be safe.
The last show of the P&L Friday Night Live Season. Come out and hang with Perpetual Change as we promise not to play September Morn‘ by Neil Diamond, or Little Willy Willy Won’t, Go Home with yellow pants and rockin’ hair. However, should you choose not to come party with us in the U-shaped stage of death (where at any moment we could end up falling to our deaths because of the bar hole in the stage), we will force you to watch all 14 volumes of the Ross Perot sex tape series starring Ross Perot and Richard Simmons. Don’t think we won’t do it…we have the Rain-Man-counted tooth picks ready to hold open your eyes and the Ruprecht the Monkey Boy genital cuffs ready to have’atcha.
There will also be tryouts for the movie ‘Idiocrasy II’ Friday night, starting at 6pm sharp. Please rehearse the scene below. You will need your own wrecking ball as one will not be provided.
Do you have the balls to come party on 9/28? 9pm – 11:30pm. See ya there.